If there is anything watching Superman and Smallville have taught me is that having super powers can be turned on and off at will with glowing rocks and wearing glasses will cause people to mistake you for someone else entirely. It doesn’t matter if you look like Superman one day, putting on these glasses will turn you into Clark Kent and no one will tell the difference. You, too, can fool people into thinking you’re an alter ego with these Secret Identity Glasses.

Unfortunately, you can’t buy them online anymore. You’ll have to go to the Superhero Supply Company in, not Gotham, not Metropolis, but Brooklyn, NY for them. Go figure.