Hipster Logic Problems

by Christopher Paul on March 12, 2012

From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

Everyone’s favorite punching bag, hipsters, get’s the standardized test treatment with a few logic problems. My two favorites:

“Train A leaves from a platform that you probably never heard of traveling at 60 mph. Train B leaves one hour later from the same platform going 85 mph. How long will it take train B to catch up with train A, and which is going to an M83 concert?”


“Theodore heard of Youth Lagoon before Max. Max heard of them after Cindy, but Cindy heard of them before Don. Who’s the bigger asshole?”

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