Hipster Logic Problems

by Christopher Paul on March 12, 2012

From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

Everyone’s favorite punching bag, hipsters, get’s the standardized test treatment with a few logic problems. My two favorites:

“Train A leaves from a platform that you probably never heard of traveling at 60 mph. Train B leaves one hour later from the same platform going 85 mph. How long will it take train B to catch up with train A, and which is going to an M83 concert?”

And:

“Theodore heard of Youth Lagoon before Max. Max heard of them after Cindy, but Cindy heard of them before Don. Who’s the bigger asshole?”

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