Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader

by Christopher Paul on March 14, 2012

From The Daily Mash via Robin Wauters:

Darth Vader on why he’s leaving the Empire:

“To put the problem in the simplest terms, throttling people with your mind continues to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making people dead.

The Empire is one of the galaxy’s largest and most important oppressive regimes and it is too integral to galactic murder to continue to act this way. The firm has veered so far from the place I joined right out of Yoda College that I can no longer in good conscience point menacingly and say that I identify with what it stands for.”

This is in response to various people posting “Why I left x Company” posts. Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, and Goldman Sachs are some of the bigger names. But it’s not uncommon to see this. Good parody.

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