Thanks to a Freedom of Information Act request, we now know a few of the words that might get you noticed if you use them online. So don’t use any words talking about the weather – because snow, cloud, ice, and flood are just a few of the words that are verboten lest you seek the attention of the feds.

We’re all probably on a list somewhere since that what we all talk about, anyway. If it weren’t for the weather, what would there be, right?

Oh… and definitely don’t say the word ‘Smart’ or ‘Pork’. Hold on… someone’s knocking on my door…

via Lifehacker