Vanity Fair asked Louie C.K. to answer the Proust Questionaire for their January 2013 issue. My favorites:

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Not ever having to fill out this questionnaire.

And:

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
It would be that I never agreed to fill out this fucking thing.

Finally:

What is your motto?
Never, ever, ever again agree to do anything for any magazine ever.

via Kottke